What Play Have You NOT Done With Your Body Today? Lets SHAKE IT!

Yesterday, like many people in the world, I spent my day planted in a chair in front of a computer. Actually I think I have been that was for the past week for the most part. Like many woman, my weight increases or decreases every so often, but I never really knew what it was I did or did not do different that caused it. Some may call that "yo-yo dieting," except for me, with my body, usually its a sign whether I am doing something it does or does not like. When I lose weight, my body is happier and feeling great and usually I will give it the food it asks for or not when it does not ask for any. When I gain weight its usually if there is something I'm doing with it that it is attempting to give me an awareness on that it requires for me to pay attention to. Like once I was eating like Miss Piggy and could not stop eating no matter what I did, and was ALWAYS hungry. I later discovered a homeless man was living in my wood shed down the road a bit without my knowledge and he had not eaten in a very long time. My body was perceiving his body and its hunger for some food, and idiot me was busy and at the time assumed I was the one who was hungry and so I stuffed my face with everything. It wasn't until a week later did I finally ask my body what was going on, and from there it led me to the man down the road. I went and talked to him, then gave him a $100 bill so he could buy something to eat for a while, and after he got done thanking me he left and I never saw him since.
I sometimes tell this little story in my Bars Classes and I will always have one student who will say...

"Yeah but he probably used it to buy drugs!"

Did he actually use the money for food or did he use it on drugs? So what? Who cares? The whole situation gave me the awareness of how little I was paying attention to MY body. Whether he used it for drugs or to buy food was his business. For me this situation just showed me exactly how the Access point of view about how "98% of your thoughts, feelings, and emotions don't belong to you" actually was true.

So fast forward to last night, February 23rd 2014: I have had my body pinned to a chair in front of the computer while I worked on the internet for over a week, I had pretty much not moved aside from a trip to the bathroom, to the kitchen to eat, or to lay down in bed and get up in the morning and take a shit, pee, or a shower or two. I had not done shit except in the toilet (TMI... I know, you are welcome :P ) this past week pretty much. So last night I got a sudden pain in my back, then it dissipated. Pain usually = your body's last attempt to get your attention about something. So I ask my body...

"Body, what are you trying to tell me that I'm not hearing?"

I got the sudden urge to go outside. I paused, closed my laptop, put a sweater on, grabbed my IPOD and went outside. It was 8:30 at night and was dark and there was a bit of fog around. My body pretty much screamed "MOVE IT!" I found a song on the IPOD and started to go  for a walk. I walked around for 20 minutes when I noticed my hips moving back and forth to the beat of the music. I went ...

"Wanna dance body?" 

It went "YESSSS!!!!!" 

So I go out to the middle of the street and just start dancing, letting my body just move how it wanted to. Did I have people staring at me? YES! And it was fun! Did they call me an idiot? Or Crazy? Or On drugs? YES! And it was awesome! Did I care? No! I had not danced and just let it out in YEARS! Sure I could have just gone to the closest bar or nightclub to go dancing but where is the fun in that at this moment? Dancing in the street, side of the street, or wherever and letting anal-retentive people hiding themselves from the world judge the shit out of me is SO much more fun. If I find a YouTube vid of me dancing somewhere I'll edit this and post it here and will totally enjoy it. My body felt WONDERFUL after just letting it all out! WHEW!!! :D

How about you? For what reason are you not taking your body out to play?

Come on! Just for today, can you do yourself a favor? Get off your ass and SHAKE IT!
Go play!!!! Or at least make some effort to move your body a bit! Go play like you did when you were a kid and let it out and have fun!

Can you do that? Not for me, for YOUR body! 

Would you be willing to ASK IT what it would like to do for fun today?

10 Signs You Might Be An Access Consciousness Facilitator...

1. You look at the picture below and the first thing you think of is...

EPIC BARS OR STREAMING POD CLASS LOCATION! OR PRIVATE SESSION!!!!

2. You are so happy you dance. Or laugh. Or Both. Then get kicked out of ice cream shops and get in trouble frequently. Occasionally you freak out a Bars Student or two...

3. This is an example of your native staple food group ...

4. You just stand there when some people go on and on with a long drawn out story and your human friends don't realize this is what is going on in your heard...

5.  You ask questions.... about EVERYTHING!!!!

6. Your train of thought frequently leaves the station without you on it...

7. You are just plain damn sexy and sexualness follows in a sexy trail wherever you go...

8. You say things out loud accidentally that you fully intended to NOT say out loud, that you thought you were saying in your head, that you soon found out you said out loud...

9. Everything in life is just an Interesting Point Of View...

10. You wake up each morning, not knowing who the hell you are or what grand and glorious adventures you will have today...

Food: You do know Its SUPPOSED to be Orgasmic? Right? (And this Lady sure can enjoy her Bacon Ice Cream! [Video])

Bacon! Everyone (or mostly everyone) Loves It! Now add bacon to Ice Cream and you just might have the same reaction to the sensation as this lady above in the video! MMM mmmm mmmm mmm GOOD! 

(ya gotta watch till the end, its hilarious!)

I found this video posted randomly one night while perusing my Facebook news feed and could not stop laughing the whole time while watching. You can see the sheer and utter joy she is having with her body while eating and how much fun she is having. Looking at the comments under it, most people judged her for how she was behaving while eating the ice cream. Personally I would have sat next to her and talked to her had I been there as everyone else was being the usual programed boring reality we all had shoved down our throats since birth. This, right here, is a prime example of someone actually ENJOYING their food, enjoying life, and not giving a shit what anyone else thought of it. One of the usual points of view here on Planet Earth is food is just something you shove down your throat to stop feeling hungry. You eat three times a day. Period.

As children, we know we don't require mass quantities of food, we just eat what we like. Its not until our parents force it down us and tell us we have to eat whenever we feel hungry. 

What if, food was supposed to be more for pleasure, not a necessity? Does your body really require to eat?

Think of this for a minute: You are really excited about something. SO excited you forgot to eat anything that morning. Or perhaps you were REALLY busy doing something. Its now 9pm and haven't eaten all day and you are NOT hungry. All of a sudden something will remind you of food, say someone suggests going out to dinner and you go 

"OMG I have not eaten anything today!" 

...yet, you are STILL not hungry. At least not until you decide that since you did not eat you must be hungry and the hunger pangs start happening. Now mind you, I'm not saying to go anorexic and stop eating. I'm just saying perhaps there is a different possibility with food than from what we were programmed to believe. 

What if we can eat something without judgment for it, without caring the health benefits of it, actually taking a bite and completely enjoying the hell out of what we eat and letting your taste buds have an all out happy orgasum! You may find that you actually eat less meals and you got to actually ENJOY what you eat, instead of just shoving crap your body does not desire down its throat. 

What if you could go eat a bacon ice cream and enjoy the hell out of it to? Kudos to this woman just letting it all out and having fun, regardless what everyone else thought. :)

"Why are you called "Humanoid PROBLEMS?"

Question: "Why are you called "Humanoid PROBLEMS?" I don't have any problems. Isn't this a rather negative name for this page?"

Answer: The name is intended to be sarcastic. As in Humanoid "Problems."  At the same time, symbolic for a humanoid's point of view of themselves, and how a human views a humanoid. Humans always have the point of view humanoids have a "problem" because we don't fit into what has been decided as the norm for this reality. They are "right" and everyone else is "wrong." Humans for centuries have beat, drugged, and brainwashed humanoids to force them to fit into the human reality. Humanoids judge themselves as wrong and have the point of view they are screwed up, when in actuality they are gifted. Usually what is considered a judgeable offense in this reality is actually a strongness that humans have tried to make wrong for so humanoids fit into the "program reality" here. This of course in addition to taking a moment to laugh at how funny the "rules" are.

Please take a minute to hug all your human friends, there is no rightness or wrongness for anyone. ;)

Admit it... You Are Not Like "Them" Are You ready?

Are you willing to admit it yet?

Do something that scares the shit out of you at least once a day!

February 8th 2014 at 6:13pm: The past couple of days we have had a snow/ice storm in Oregon. Today the power was out and was bored, cranky, and sad. I chose to ask myself a question:

"If I were truly being me, without the conclusions and definitions of me that others chose for me that I bought, what would a I choose?" 

At first nothing came up until I put my big winter boots on and off the porch I went. Then I saw the tree that’s in the yard next to the house. Its lined in ICE! How cool is that?  I have never seen something so pretty! I went "I'm gonna go touch that tree!" and started over there when I noticed there was a 2" thick sheet of ice over the snow on the ground. I heard my Grandmas voice in my head

"Don't go over there! You will slip and fall and get hurt!!!"

I sadly turned back "True, the ice is very slippery and scary, I should turn back now."

I was scared to go across the ice to get to the tree. I started back when I stopped and remembered some famous person I don't remember once said

"Do something that scares the shit out of you at least once a day." 

I looked at the tree again. In the past I always chose to turn back, this time I went...

"Screw this! I'm looking at it up close!" 

I went as I went about smashing through the ice with my feet. It scared the shit out of me the whole way. I heard my Grandma screaming "YOU WILL GET HURT!" and despite it I kept going.
I almost fell a few times but I kept going until I made it to one of the branches on the tree.
I took my gloves off and touched it. I looked back and saw my footprints in the snow and ice. I did it! I stood there are enjoyed the sight of this ice covered tree.

You are wrong Grandma, I CAN DO IT! 

I Can do anything. If I get hurt so what? How does it get any better than that? I started to laugh. How many (life)times have I avoided doing what I really desired to do just because the road there was slippery or scary? I made it to the ice covered tree today. They were wrong: I CAN do it!

How many (life)times have you avoided doing what you really desired to do just because the road there was slippery or scary?

If you were truly being you, without the conclusions and definitions of you that others chose for you that you bought, what would you choose?